He smiles. A man whose obsession with potatoes is rivalled only by my own. The Potato Crown is a special unique item awarded to the winner of the Great Potato War, the YouTuber Technoblade. as well as The shadows below call out for him, desperate and needy. Outside, a full moon shines down on the village. Discord: discord.gg/technoblade, Press J to jump to the feed. The Potato King was a NPC located near the Map, granting talismans and special items. He bites the inside of his cheek hard. “Go tip: hetalia f/f sort:kudos. The boy’s eyes—bright blue, Techno’s brain unhelpfully points out—are back on him. “Hm?” Squid hums, “what, must I serenade you to the masquerade now?” He laughs dryly at his rhyming skills. He would later learn that Squid was the landlord’s son. He glares at him. For no one would take him to a masquerade.” report. When he hums out his acknowledgement, Techno’s heart swells. In the recent past, he’d stocked up on healing potions prior to leaving for a hunt; worried more for his younger brothers—Tommy and Wilbur—who’d be left to fend for themselves, than for himself. Technoblade also plans on turning France into a giant chunk error. The Potato Talisman is a Common Accessory made to commemorate the Great Potato War. Squid watches, seemingly considering his work. They were almost friends. He passes Clarence’s shop trading emeralds for cheap paper and banners for emeralds. 1 Elitegaming36746 Dedicated Member. He passes Clarence’s shop trading emeralds for cheap paper and banners for emeralds. Transcript here. The conversation is stirred out of foreign territory and Techno’s unease fades although his brows pinch together. Fatigue seeps in with every step and he sits on a familiar bench near the fence gate. Tom Cotton Thomas Bryant Cotton (born May 13, 1977) is an American attorney, military veteran, and politician serving as the junior United States senator for Arkansas since January 3, 2015. He grabs the hoe busy camouflaging on the moist land and moves. He hates everything. It awards +1 Speed, and increases the speed of all Potato Minions on the player's island by 5% while the player is on their island, and when the player is holding it in their inventory or their accessory bag. Stop haunting me. Let your plans be dark as night, and when your ready, fall like a thunderbolt. loud Hostile mobs roam freely in the unlit parts, hunting down docile critters. This time, thankfully, he makes it all the way up before leaning heavily against the wall, spent by the effort. It doesn’t mean anything to him but he finds comfort in the faceless crowd, grateful to be able to blend in. “No. The village liked calling him Francis the witch, for his choice of livelihood and his peculiarly crooked nose. Potato Crown, granted to the winner of the Great Potato War (Technoblade). Techno stares at him for a full second before bursting out laughing. He’s proud of it too. I estimate that he makes 1.25m - 1.75m per day in potatoes after the rabbit pet was released. Candylover84, DRAgonpal, Fishybottledfeelings, rabbit_in_a_lizard_mask, the_original_panda_bear, ilikethatcake, sky_books, lilith747, ImJustHereLooking, oneuniverse and MKYouth He was battling the Youtuber im_a_squid_kid for the #1 spot in the potato collection.. Trivia [edit | edit source]. Upload Date: Jul 13, 2020. “How?” he reminds himself. He shakes his head. He has fallen down on his leg. There were guilds dedicated to helping both sides of the war. Techno’s stomach drops. Techno quirks a brow. His skilled hands stay working deftly on the whetstone, having done this many times by now. 2 patwik Dedicated Member. Every player was able to claim this from the Potato King near the Map from June 21, 2020 - June 26, 2020.. thank you for reading! He drains his glass and leaves it in the sink. Disgusting, the voices tell him. Techno tightens the band securing his hair and buries his head in his hands, mulishly dismissing the blood-red sun which blazes the sky in burgundy. I am retelling Technoblade’s Great Potato War. Image . In the video, he had already farmed 158m potatoes and since he can produce about 1.5m potatoes per day, he should be around 280 million potatoes currently. The opportunity … Fuck. “How’s the sword coming along?” Joined Aug 31, 2019 Messages 3,132 Winning in the process. He sighs. Shit, the voices in his head sibilate, waking up in his taciturnity. Techno hasn't talked to them much in recent times, leaving to farm first and returning home last. Techno always thought the village was dumb. 1 Platforms 2 History 2.1 $100,000 Dream vs Technoblade Duel 3 Dream SMP 4 Gallery 5 Quotes 6 Trivia 7 References … He feels self conscious It was only when he’d catch himself staring at his friend’s crystal crisp blue eyes for too long, that unexplainable shame would surge him, and he would hurriedly turn away. Technoblade, who was born on June 1, 1999, is 21 years old as of 2021. also after the dream vs technoblade war, somebody asked [email protected] if technoblade is getting another + to his rank but Simon said he had a different reward in mind. The armour he removes falls orderlessly on the floor and Techno sits on his cold bed in the darkness of his room. save. When the war ends, he is a changed man— but it comes only at the price of confronting his intimacy fears and the insecurities of growing up unloved. “Anyway,” Squid continues, “I’m coming with you on the next hunt, I have to show you my new machete, you’re going to freak out . Things changed with the Great Potato War. Mobs. The Great Potato War. He empties the whole bottle and slams it down on the table. The shop itself is tiny, with most of its open ground covered by brewing stands busy at work. “You’re kidding me.” The boy—Squid—scowls. Technoblade heaves to get up. Then, Technoblade unleased the first withers onto the Dream SMP, one unnamed, other one called 'Subscribe to Technoblade'. . Maybe hiding the collection ranking could help him with some sort of farming war. Plodding hoarsely, he drags an iron hoe behind him on the soil. share. Anxiety jags his neck, sharp stabs of it hitting him in breaks. Technoblade stands in the heart of his farmland. he seethes. just now. One hand on the sword hilt, other on the middle of the flat side of the blade, but cautious to keep all fingers away from the sharp end. It doesn’t need to be like this. Drag down the sword until its tip runs off the stone’s edge, then repeat. Pixel speech bubble of Technoblade quote from Potato War 3: “Rank number one isn’t an achievement. Close. ~ But now, with the war finally over, I’m free” • … Technoblade is a member of Ph1LzA. At the time of this setup, (0:28) he had 1,482,359.1 coins which is quite impressive. He finds himself angry at someone who’s not even near. also after the dream vs technoblade war, somebody asked [email protected] if technoblade is getting another + to his rank but Simon said he had a different reward in mind. Night brings only depletion— first, to the landscape, of light; and then to its keen observer, of energy. There was a long battle between the citizens of L'Manberg and the Withers, extended by Technoblade and the people on Dream's side that continuously killed the people trying to fight the Withers. He’s not afraid of them, but he really doesn’t want to fight tonight. Carl’s gone now. A Minecraft village IRL AU, in which a potato war teaches Technoblade to not only shift livelihoods and adapt, but to deal with the voices in his head and the heartbreak of the loss of a close friend. There’s just two to choose from. Techno remembers the fights they’d had over it, Tommy adamant on keeping his privacy even as a small. Techno feels miserable. “Oh, really.” The boy rolls his eyes at him. Hence, he celebrates his birthday on June 1. And when sleep tiptoes into his room to drift him away, with tender promises of carrying his woes for him till the sun dawns, Techno makes up his mind. There are books scattered all around him and the feet of the staircase where he has fallen down. He sighs and greets himself in. save. -Sun Tzu, The Art of War, New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast, More posts from the Technoblade community, Official Subreddit for the youtuber Technoblade and anarchist propaganda. Techno snorts loudly, and the voices do too, and Techno likes when they agree. When they were younger, Techno thirteen and Wilbur only ten, some nights Wilbur would peek into his room and quietly slip next to him, trusting him to be asleep. Squid groans in good humor. There are two kinds of people in this world, he thinks. ), partly because ive never attempted longer works like this, and partly because i have so many things to put in. 1 comment. Technoblade had a strange relationship when it came to potions. Dumbbur, the voices agree. Far behind, the village bustles proudly in finishing the day’s work and to both his distant sides, the spruce wood rustles. Techno reaches his cabin, slipping quickly inside and latching the door behind him. His hands suddenly clutch the sheets on his side in helpless want and hot need. Come see some potions.”. report. Posted by just now. He lies back down on his bed and pulls the duvet up to the bridge of his nose. They evolved to be drunk. Squid would guide him all the way back home, one arm around his back and the other gripping his hand hard for extra support. (From Skyblock: Potato War … At the start of his decision to be the best Potato farmer, he had 20 potato minions. The potion begins to work. (collapse). Squid’s father didn’t host his son’s birthday celebrations anymore, Squid did it himself. He'd gone through stacks of invis potions when he was a kid and wanted to skip school. Tommy always got his way at the end, but Techno liked to think he slept just a speck better letting Tommy know he was cared for. Behind a counter where Francis stands, an overhanging shelf carries bottles of colourful potions, each willing to grant marvelous abilities to their drinker. They evolved to be drunk, He likes the leatherworker, they’ve exchanged talk during community meetings. Cartographers' trades are the worst, parties, the kind Techno disliked the most. Ahoy! Technoblade is a popular Minecraft YouTuber and friend of the Dream Team. i wanted to push myself and sit down and explore a character thoroughly, their strengths and capabilities, flaws and insecurities, why they lie and when they lie― and this is the result. Still flopped that way—right foot crushed by the weight of his entire body, left foot sprawled out—Techno feels utterly ridiculous. If one were to take his spot and race their eyes to the very limits, they would still only see potatoes. parties, the kind Techno disliked the most. Why are you so adamant on helping me?”. He is strolling on the cliff of consciousness now, dark shadows lurking far below. “Shut up.” Techno mumbles from the floor. They’re not even his, for crying out loud, they’re. Fanart. Being me is emptier, he decides. Main Article: The Great Potato War. He yelps loudly when he lifts himself off the bruised leg. stupid now. i have spent way too much time on this, 3 weeks and 4 days to be precise since the time my brain thought "fuck yes, let's give techno issues and make him farm potatoes again" & i am nervous abt this, god damn. .” I’m not advertising his channel cause I am not paid to advertise for him. His exhaustion overwhelms him, the eyebags beneath in eyes pronounced stiffly in the silent moonlight that slivers into his stark room. Memory warps and the scene shifts. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night ,and when you fall ,fall like a thunderbolt. “It’s comin' along,” he says nonchalantly. But now, with the war finally over. hide. 100k members in the Technoblade community. After the POTATO WAR. With that setup, he made about 242,000 potatoes/day. One in which Techno’s hands forget how to work, and the voices abandon ship leaving him by himself to uncover the covert message. “Hey Techno! 1 Platforms 2 History 2.1 $100,000 Dream vs Technoblade Duel 3 Dream SMP 4 Gallery 5 Quotes 6 Trivia 7 References … Techno jolts up from his bed, waking up in terror. Debate: Who Will Win The Potato War. Opposing me is Squid Kid, the former rank number 1. “Fuck you,” Squid laughs and hits his shoulder playfully, wrapping his arm around him again. The scarlet sun breathes its last in a horizon framed by dark spruce on either side. It doesn’t mean anything to him but he finds comfort in the faceless crowd, grateful to be able to blend in. He passes Louis’s makeshift shack trading emeralds for rabbit hide. Techno once traded him his entire chest of scutes to get the strongest armor for his horse, Carl. I did say not 100% accurate, so yeah... ''Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, And when you move, Fall like a thunderbolt'', JesternSmajli, a true techno fan with an English major, is ready to end this man's whole career. He figured out the mechanics of the priority of pets boosting minions. Techno deadpans back sourly. Hypixel declared the player to reach 500 million potatoes first would win the war. The cold winter air smells delectably of cooked mutton-chops and carries the wisp of warm beetroot soup to where Technoblade stands near the gate. Techno’s eyes gleam. “What?” Techno feels exasperated. he reminds himself. share. Today? __Elitegaming__. “I’d take you to one anyday.” Squid says softly. He empties the whole bottle and slams it down on the table. All hail the potato lord. Techno, being one to never fall asleep early, was always awake when Wil did so, but he pretended all the same to save his brother from explanation. Techno shuts his eyes, annoyed and exhausted. He takes a glass with him to the doorframe, from where he can faintly make out Wilbur’s outline in his bed through the door. Or, welcome. He should just camp here on the floor all evening. There is a running rivalry joke between him and Dream, as they both often compete against each other in competitions. Techno blinks away the past from where he sits on the bench. welcome to my first major work. 1 comment. The man who’d hailed him was a slim built and clever villager. still wanted to put this out though, because ive spent way too much time on this to not to :| i will finish this though, even if it takes me a year, and if it plays out well, this will be the most satisfying fic to write. The following items were available at no cost: Potato Talisman, granted to all players. it's going to be pretty long too, so if you would like to stay updated, or read other works which i'll put out while working on this, please do subscribe! On June 22, 2020, Technoblade announced that he had just won the potato war with 500 million potatoes. It should bother him more but Techno had long ago made peace with being okay with scraps. One careless heroic step forward and Technoblade falls into the dark unknown. The item's quote is a reference to Technoblade's videos about the Potato War in which he quoted Sun Tzu's art of war. "Rank number 1 isn't an achievement, it's a prison which forces you to dedicate your life to defend a temporary title. The opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself. It’s a prison which forces you to dedicate your life to defend a temporary title. Potato War 3 contains examples of: Awesomeness by Analysis: Technoblade proves himself to be the master of analyzing the Hypixel game.. <3 leave a comment ayo, i get instant serotonin when i see something new in my inbox, arochill, BarnowlNiza, E_Hyde7, lameparallelsigns, qwertywritesiguess, maxwelldisplacesthings, Idkanamee, Yoshietime15, Persephone_Phoenix, twiggydude, bloomindistress, tanezumirat, Hxw1412, CyloWren, Zaltynn, p1g30n, kiatkat, lizandre, Roselian07, mysteryfucker420, DancingWasp, ASnowyy, KitsuKitsunia, meridies, mjahappy, Birch_Beach, the_deathcard, honeybeb, SugaandStark, sdinvisiblegirl, handy_manny21, Its_6am_but_its_ok, blahbahblah, Stars_And_Stories, Luxinash, River_KingK, Sock_Puppet_Ron, Hg80, Jextraordinaire, Cherry_TheGenZ, JDnotHaDes, Artemis061003, Amirash07, drpepper_and_takis_for_lunch, OinixS, i_am_damaged, msross, ElectronKookie, not_your_dad, 513_Het, Squid has moved on. “Technoblade! “Leave it to Wil to embarrass himself tryin' to embarrass me.” Fuck you, Additionally, he is … His hands hesitate awkwardly on the cool hilt, eyes wandering the space nervously, suddenly aware of how empty the warehouse is. They’re not even his, for crying out loud, they’re Wilbur’s. The boy grins at him. And the best one: Whatever you do, don't show all your techniques on a YouTube video. “Try to walk, you idiot. And no. “Stupid,” he announces, hands never ceasing to work. That was five years ago. the voices whisper lowly to him. Techno curses his utter imbecility at having fallen down carrying books. Im_a_squid_kid or Technoblade? Official Subreddit for the youtuber Technoblade and anarchist propaganda. On Day 8, he temporarily accomplishedthe first half of this goal. “He’s in the tavern with the rest. His lip curls. Technoblade is a popular Minecraft YouTuber and friend of the Dream Team. There is a running rivalry joke between him and Dream, as they both often compete against each other in competitions. A better bang for the buck. Ahead are shops overhung with blobs of light, housing merchandise inside shimmering glass. i have no idea where i wanna take this plot rn (leave suggestions? He finds himself angry at someone who’s not even near. I did the calculation and it has been 81 days since the last potato war video. The Potato Crown is a special unique item awarded to the winner of the Great Potato War, the YouTuber Technoblade. Traders shout, yelling discount prices and best buys, and the space buzzes in an excited din. “Don’t be weird,” he mutters and then grimaces at how it comes out laced with thorned sharpness. Still painfully aware of the boy’s eyes on him, he tries again, resorting to using the wall’s support wholly to avoid using his crushed foot. When farming is no longer his distraction, he is left alone with his thoughts. user subs are awesome and mean the world because the majority of my work is oneshots. It would end in a fracture, Squid smirking because he was right. To the outside world I'm an ordinary Minecraft youtuber, but secretly I've spent the last year fighting to maintain my spot as the number 1 potato farmer in Skyblock. He was a hunter, for fuck’s sake. patwik. Sale night? Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. He’d snort when Techno made morbid jokes, sympathise when Techno confessed how much not being able to hunt sucked and nick away strands of his pink hair behind his ear before Techno himself could—. He knows Squid's only motive is to get a laugh out of him. Work Search: The clang of the metal makes him cringe, the reverb shrill in his ear as he closes it. Technoblade is a cool guy. Techno shoulders stiffen but he’s warm and so he doesn’t shrug Squid’s arm off. and Down again. also after the dream vs technoblade war, somebody asked [email protected] ... 1- Potato war part 4 2- He is doing the ultimate meme and going for number 1 in all farming collections 3- Number one in farming skill . Official Subreddit for the youtuber Technoblade and anarchist propaganda. the voices whisper lowly to him. “You know what Willbur’s up to right now?” Squid says conversationally, pushing sleeves up his forearms. They would then establish a routine of spending every afternoon together. Tommy and Wilbur are already asleep in their rooms, he guesses, pausing in the central kitchen room for water. The Potato King was a NPC located near the Map, granting talismans and special items. helloo! Disgusting, “Squid Kid.” The boy removes his gaze, stuffing a hand into his pocket. Home feels barely like it. The opportunity … Vote. “Ugh, such a killjoy.” He tips his head at him and smiles. Techno frowned. Outside, a skeleton attacked a baby zombie. My name is Technoblade and I'm the fastest skyblock player alive. His ocean-blue eyes sparkle with mirth and Techno— Techno wishes to leave. Even my dreams? this fic will progressively get darker and darker, until we see the light again. Squid purses his lips, like he’s trying to not laugh at Techno’s flusterment. Thread starter Elitegaming36746; Start date Nov 19, 2019 ... Squid will get 30k subs and win despite not winning the potato war . hide. Each minion with 1 enchanted lava bucket, 1 super compactor, and 1 diamond spreading. “Add a sleeping draught too.” Techno says as an afterthought. Technoblade was around 13 years old when he published on it. Francis nods, turning away to his stocked shelf. Something sharp and hot pricks his chest, fixated on searing through. The potions shop is the only one he ever frequents. Potato War Champion... fanart. He talked about this channel on his 1 million subscriber special . He won’t visit that place for any stack of netherite. Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Technoblade & Tommyinnit (Video Blogging RPF), Technoblade & Wilbur Soot (Video Blogging RPF), Technoblade & Tommyinnit & Wilbur Soot (Video Blogging RPF), Alternate Universe - Minecraft Village AU, Technoblade Hears Voices (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot and Technoblade and TommyInnit are Siblings, (and also bc the CCs IRL don't like being shipped). On June 21, 2020, Technoblade reached 500 million Potato Collection, and the Potato King was added and was located … All quotes (potato war) (not 100% accurate) If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the results of 100 battles. He remembered being invited to the grand birthday function, where Squid’s father would grant 64 wheat to every adult in celebration. He was twenty now, Squid was nineteen. But they were joking. If you wish to defeat me, you must train for 500 years. He tries to not think about that. Image . He refuses to acknowledge another sunset, having lost count of the recurring many he witnessed sitting on that oak bench. Basket of Hope from the Great Potato War, granted to players in the top 1000 potato collection. sun tzu, suntzu, quote, art of war, technoblade, blood for the blood gods, sun tzu art of war, dont reveal all your techniques in youtube video, sun tzu quote, art of war quote, technoblade quote, novel, potato war, cloud five, im a squid kid, wilbur soot, philza, dreamwastaken, dream was taken, you fool, you moron The loud noise makes him wince, his anger suddenly vanishing as quickly as it had arrived. Techno drags it on the stone. He leans against the doorway for a second, grateful for the stability it gives. Before using his main channel, Technoblade, he published on a channel called \"StudioLore\", in which he posted a few low-quality videos. Eventually, it was decided that the first player to reach 500 million Potato Collection would win the war. A Minecraft village IRL AU, in which a potato war teaches Technoblade to not only shift livelihoods and adapt, but to deal with the voices in his head and the heartbreak of the loss of a close friend. Squid watches his sword run off the edge. He knows who that is, he needn’t turn. “Techno and his blade While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. left kudos on this work! Discord: discord.gg/technoblade Potato War Champion... fanart. “This dude has a mental illness,” he says in an undertone. Techno often finds himself clinging to the unknown. After the POTATO WAR. “And he’s wrong too,” he points out. Official Subreddit for the youtuber Technoblade and anarchist propaganda. Or, welcome. The voices brighten too, and Techno distinguishes ‘AYO IT’S HIM!’ and ‘total simp behavior’ from the crowd. I'm free." He’s singing something about you being obsessed with your blade.” Squid obliges, smirking a little. Thanks. i'm going say this upfront, this work will have insanely slow updates. Only the fittest survive. User account menu. Mornings would be waking up finding Wilbur gone, but the imprint of his brother's face on his pillow and his door carefully left ajar. Tommy’s. What?” He ignores it. Posted by. Vote. Throughout mid 2020 he would also play both with and against Dream, beginning with Minecraft Championships and culminating in a best-of-ten PVP duel between the two hosted by MrBeast. Weren’t they? Ongoing since November 2019, The Great Potato War was a battle between Technoblade and im_a_squid_kid to hold the number one position for the Potato leaderboard. A Minecraft village IRL AU, in which a potato war teaches Technoblade to not only shift livelihoods and adapt, but to deal with the voices in his head and the heartbreak of the loss of a close friend. Polishing, grinding, is all he does He is just about to cross the community run flower shop when someone hails him from a bit ahead. That was five years ago. His skin underneath the amethyst armor where Squid’s friendly arm rests, burns embers. Pain floods in, instant and blinding, and his hand slips off the wall as pure white flashes his eyes. Squid would animate his day to him, Techno humming most of his replies. Techno wonders. Techno remembers the fights they’d had over it, Tommy adamant on keeping his privacy even as a small child, while Techno stubborn on making him keep his door open, so he could know Tommy was sleeping fine. “Give me your hand,” he says, offering the one from his hip. Technoblade currently wants to go to war and insinuate conflict with many factions. A headache has started to build at his temples, mimicking the way his right foot throbs uselessly. Following that, he plans to commit various war crimes and take over the planet and the moon. 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